[Note to self for next year: before the draft, Anna traded Bam to Dad; Chris traded Steph, Kawhi, and KAT to Kurt; and Kurt traded Haliburton, MPJ, and Gobert to Chris.]
| Players | Round | Keeps | Team |
| L. Doncic | 1 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| C. White | 4 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| J. Randle | 5 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| S. Adams | 5 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| B. Lopez | 6 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| A. Gordon | 7 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| W. Carter Jr. | 8 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| B. Bogdanovic | 9 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| J. Nurkic | 10 | 2 | 28 light years old |
| K. Middleton | 11 | 1 | 28 light years old |
| R. Hachimura | 12 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| T. Warren | 13 | 1 | 28 light years old |
| J. Wall | 14 | 2 | 28 light years old |
| E. Gordon | 15 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| K. Olynyk | 7 | 1 | 28 light years old |
| E. Kanter | 9 | 1 | 28 light years old |
| R. Westbrook | 1 or 2 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| B. Hield | 2 or 3 | 3 | 28 light years old |
| N. Vucevic | 1 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| T. Harris | 4 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| C. Boucher | 9 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| L. Williams | 12 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| G. Trent Jr. | 15 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| J. Poole | 16 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| T. Satoransky | 16 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| N. Batum | 11 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| I. Zubac | 12 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| B. Brown | 14 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| D. DeRozan | 2 or 3 | 3 | Balding Ballers |
| P. George | 3 or 4 | 1 | Balding Ballers |
| J. Butler | 1 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| Lo. Ball | 4 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| D. Russell | 5 | 1 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| C. Sexton | 6 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| J. Brown | 8 | 2 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| K. Huerter | 9 | 2 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| D. Sabonis | 11 | 2 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| J. Isaac | 12 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| D. Wright | 13 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| E. Payton | 13 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| L. Nance Jr. | 15 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| J. Hart | 16 | 1 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| D. Green | 9 | 1 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| J. Clarkson | 11 | 1 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| B. Portis | 12 | 1 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| Z. Williamson | 1 or 2 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| A. Drummond | 2 or 3 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| Dray. Green | 3 or 4 | 3 | Brew-Ha Bandits |
| L. James | 1 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| A. Wiggins | 4 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| F. VanVleet | 7 | 2 | East High Wildcats |
| R. Holmes | 8 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| R. Gobert | 9 | 1 | East High Wildcats |
| M. Harrell | 10 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| Boj. Bogdanovic | 11 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| D. Bazley | 12 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| T. Haliburton | 12 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| M. Robinson | 13 | 1 | East High Wildcats |
| M. Porter Jr. | 14 | 2 | East High Wildcats |
| D. Garland | 15 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| D. Gafford | 16 | 1 | East High Wildcats |
| R. O'Neale | 12 | 1 | East High Wildcats |
| J. Morant | 1 or 2 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| D. Murray | 3 or 4 | 3 | East High Wildcats |
| K. Durant | 5 | 3 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| D. Bertans | 7 | 3 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| J. Tatum | 8 | 3 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| D. Mitchell | 10 | 1 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| J. Poeltl | 13 | 3 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| M. Bamba | 16 | 1 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| T. McConnell | 7 | 1 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| D. Finney-Smith | 13 | 1 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| Z. LaVine | 1 or 2 | 3 | FromDaWindowToLuol |
| N. Jokic | 1 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| M. Brogdon | 4 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| M. Conley | 6 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| G. Antetokounmpo | 7 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| La. Ball | 10 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| B. Adebayo | 13 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| C. Anthony | 13 | 1 | Khaleesi |
| J. Harden | 1 or 2 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| C. Capela | 3 or 4 | 3 | Khaleesi |
| D. Ayton | 1 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| M. Turner | 4 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| M. Bridges | 6 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| B. Ingram | 8 | 2 | Peja Vu |
| C. LeVert | 9 | 1 | Peja Vu |
| D. Robinson | 10 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| D. Schroder | 11 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| P. Siakam | 12 | 1 | Peja Vu |
| R. Barrett | 13 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| J. Ingles | 15 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| C. Paul | 1 or 2 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| K. Lowry | 2 or 3 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| J. Valanciunas | 3 or 4 | 3 | Peja Vu |
| A. Davis | 1 | 2 | Seattle Bucks |
| L. Markkanen | 4 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| T. Young | 5 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| J. Grant | 6 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| M. Smart | 6 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| J. Allen | 8 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| K. Thompson | 10 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| A. Edwards | 12 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| A. Pokusevski | 16 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| C. Okeke | 16 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| M. Brown | 16 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| J. Harris | 10 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| R. Williams | 12 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| S. Bey | 13 | 1 | Seattle Bucks |
| B. Simmons | 1 or 2 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| J. Embiid | 2 or 3 | 2 | Seattle Bucks |
| K. Porzingis | 3 or 4 | 3 | Seattle Bucks |
| D. Lillard | 1 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| O. Anunoby | 4 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| K. Walker | 5 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| J. Wiseman | 6 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| T. Herro | 6 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| J. Collins | 7 | 1 | Trail Blazers |
| D. Gallinari | 9 | 2 | Trail Blazers |
| I. Okoro | 11 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| T. Rozier | 5 | 1 | Trail Blazers |
| I. Quickley | 16 | 1 | Trail Blazers |
| T. Hardaway Jr. | 13 | 1 | Trail Blazers |
| K. Johnson | 15 | 1 | Trail Blazers |
| D. Fox | 1 or 2 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| C. McCollum | 2 or 3 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| R. Covington | 3 or 4 | 3 | Trail Blazers |
| K. Towns | 1 | 1 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| G. Hayward | 4 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| P. Washington | 8 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| N. Noel | 10 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| N. Powell | 10 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| D. Booker | 11 | 2 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| K. Anderson | 7 | 1 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| J. Tate | 11 | 1 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| H. Barnes | 12 | 1 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| K. Leonard | 1 or 2 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| S. Curry | 2 or 3 | 2 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| J. Holiday | 2 or 3 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| K. Irving | 2 or 3 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
| J. Jackson Jr. | 3 or 4 | 3 | Yanni Antetokounmpo |
